What Is Politics?
Since almost everybody are talking about Politics nowadays,I would like to share this joke about Politics...I guess we all deserve to have a little laugh,right? If you think some of the words used on this joke or the joke itself is kinda offensive,I am sorry! I just thought of sharing this since it made me laugh :=)
Little Juan goes to his dad and ask, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try 2 xplain it dis way. Im the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me CAPITALISM. Your Mommy is the administrator of the money, so let's call her GOVERNMENT.Were here 2 take care of ur needs, so lets call you PEOPLE. The yaya,well, consider as the WORKING CLASS. Your baby brother is the FUTURE.Now go think about this and see if it makes sense.
So da little Juan goes to bed thinking about what dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and run to his room only to find out his diapers are very soiled. So Little Juan goes to his parent's room. Mommy is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her up, he goes to his yaya's room. Finding the door locked, he looked through the peephole and sees his father in bed with his yaya. He gives up and goes 2 bed.
The next morning, little juan says to his dad, "Dad, I think I know now what is Politics."
"Good, son, tell what is Politics in your own words"
Little Juan replies,"WELL, WHILE CAPITALISM IS SCREWING THE WORKING CLASS, THE GOVERNMENT IS SOUND ASLEEP, THE PEOPLE R BEING IGNORED AND THE FUTURE IS IN DEEP SHIT"
Little Juan goes to his dad and ask, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try 2 xplain it dis way. Im the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me CAPITALISM. Your Mommy is the administrator of the money, so let's call her GOVERNMENT.Were here 2 take care of ur needs, so lets call you PEOPLE. The yaya,well, consider as the WORKING CLASS. Your baby brother is the FUTURE.Now go think about this and see if it makes sense.
So da little Juan goes to bed thinking about what dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and run to his room only to find out his diapers are very soiled. So Little Juan goes to his parent's room. Mommy is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her up, he goes to his yaya's room. Finding the door locked, he looked through the peephole and sees his father in bed with his yaya. He gives up and goes 2 bed.
The next morning, little juan says to his dad, "Dad, I think I know now what is Politics."
"Good, son, tell what is Politics in your own words"
Little Juan replies,"WELL, WHILE CAPITALISM IS SCREWING THE WORKING CLASS, THE GOVERNMENT IS SOUND ASLEEP, THE PEOPLE R BEING IGNORED AND THE FUTURE IS IN DEEP SHIT"
that's funny!